we’ve literally had this conversation word from word before

i love catching typos in published books. like damn you should’ve hired me but you didn’t and now look at where you are

jackie hasn’t shut up about taylor swift’s engagement and i’m starting to think someone needs to remind her that we’re only 18.

maybe one day… but definitely not right now.

i’m going to show up at the ceo’s doorstep.

rage bait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

i never thought randy walsh could actually be kind of cool

i would do horrible things for that grilled cheese

damn

i showed this to jackie and she genuinely laughed and asked me to send it to her.

watching everyone but me get hit with cheating allegations this time

at least jamie will have jackie and his godparents when i go away for murder.

hey (with the intention of biting your neck)

this is the kind of shit i’ve seen nat and van come up with when they’re high

perfect last day of summer with some of my favorite people on the planet :)

baby’s first beach trip 🩵