*Gets in Uber* My brain- Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

King of Morocco bored on Remembrance Day speech. Trump is not happy.

With esterina doing werkkkkk

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I got a lot of loot and I ain't lookin' for a lady

Phew! Definitely thought the lightening would take me 😅

If you see me just know it's me & all me!

Ladies: if you're out and a guy hands you his phone to put your number in, text 'RELIEF' to 70600 and he'll donate £10 a month to Syria 😊

The more you notice a monkey the more it will clown 🙉🙈🙊

You getting "turned up".. You should get that job application "turned in" before you gas and electricity gets "turned off" 🐸☕️

A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.

Thus I much prefer! 🍫😌

Woman marries HERSELF in full wedding ceremony after being single for six years mirr.im/1vF3d8h

These bitches talk racks, but they don't get it doe 😴

People wanna believe I'm doing wrong sooooo badly 😂😂😂😂

Pray for them anyway 😊

They're finding it hard to believe 😱😂

This world is so corrupt! Don't let yourself get sucked in! 🙅

These Chinese clients are talking about they bet £3million and won 10. Just dropped 100k. I can't even talk about this no more 😒 forget it