Walmart recalls 850K water bottles after 2 people permanently blinded from ‘forcefully ejecting’ lids

Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO: “It's not likely that you'll lose a job to AI. You're going to lose the job to somebody who uses AI."

First time ever.

Everyone’s a genius in a bull market. Bitcoin: steady. Altcoins: rollercoaster. Me: holding both & questioning my life choices daily. 😂 #CryptoLife

Floods aren’t just “bad luck.” Poor infrastructure + dead soil + greed > water disaster. You can’t keep trashing the earth & expect her to play nice.

Me: Oh look, prices are stable! Snakeflation: 🐍 Surprise, motherfluffer! #Snakeflation #Inflation

🦞✨ “When your Bitcoin bag hits $118K… and you’re eating lobster rolls like they’re hot dogs.” #CryptoFlex #LobsterLife #BitcoinBoss

🌍 Everyone’s busy building bunkers & underground cities… but nobody’s asking what it’s doing to the ecosystem. Mess with the ground, mess with the water. You can’t hide from nature — she always sends the bill. 🌱 #Flood #Ecosystem #ThinkBeforeYouDig

A tyrant serves their ego. But a leader who believes they’re chosen by God? Far worse — because they think their cruelty is righteous. You can’t reason with someone who thinks they’re holy.

📝 “This big beautiful bill is going to put many New Yorkers on a diet! #BigUglyBill #NY #SNAP #FoodForThought

🚨BREAKING: SOLANA HITS $190!!!🚨

JUST IN: $JUP reclaims .61

JUST IN: $SOL BREAKS $200

Mom!!!!!! $JUP

🚨BREAKING: SOLANA HAS FLIPPED THE MARKET CAP OF BNB!!!🚨

JUST IN: Bank of America says many banks are preparing to introduce crypto stablecoins.

🚨BREAKING: Fintech giant PayPal now allows U.S. merchants to accept over 100 cryptocurrencies, including Solana-based memecoins like $TRUMP and $FARTCOIN.

A green morning.

Back in my day, I bought Bitcoin in my 401(k), and the rest is history, sweetheart.

I believe every human’s first duty is to know themselves and love themselves. From that love, I choose to treat others with kindness, protect Mother Nature, and care for all living beings. My goal is to leave this planet better than I found it — through compassion, respect, and a