@punzfitzherbert //because if I don't have an OTP to torture everyone suffers.

-// it's late but Merry Christmas Satans. @CASSlANANDORKS Ayu Lil Gooper @punzfitzherbert @barricadebcy Jase

Actually misses Ari but will never admit it.

Throws a snowball at Arius.

Winds up and throws another. "I brought these all the way from the North Pole to throw at you." x.com/burdenofgrace/…

Text Cara Hayes What have you done for me lately?

Text Cara Hayes That isn't high enough on the favour list to warrant bailouts

Text Cara Hayes I'm? Not? In? A? Relationship?

Text Cara Hayes I DO NOT. HOW DARE

Shows up fifteen minutes late with Starbucks and wearing sunglasses Cara Hayes

Obnoxiously sips his vanilla latte while staring down at Cara Hayes from behind his sunglasses.

"I tried to nab a polar bear but it wouldn't fit in my pocket." Hurls another. "Besides, I thought you needed to /chill/ out." x.com/burdenofgrace/…

Grins like a loon. "You should know I put more effort into the making of the snowballs than finding a pocket sized polar bear." x.com/burdenofgrace/…

"I'm serious, it's hella difficult to form snowballs with /only one hand/." x.com/burdenofgrace/…

Just kind of stares. Disappointedly. x.com/burdenofgrace/…

Wishes Arius would just appreciate the effort he put into the snowballs without bringing up the hand thing.

-// @dorksvader Ayu @barricadebcy Jase @punzfitzherbert Lil Gooper

Rents a billboard to plaster the photo of Arius in his American flag speedo.