being in the hospital when a fire alarm goes off is wild because the nurses/doctors just look around and go “is this real…?” followed by “well things can’t get much worse than they currently are 🤷‍♂️” and then go back to what they were doing

Happy Holidays, y’all

Seems like you guys don't care about pedophiles FBI I mean I only have a Native American nigga tell me he got a minor pregnant in '93 in Buena Vista Colorado soooooooooooooooo and she's only 45 now living in Pittsburgh PA I guess?? #juatdoingyourjobfbi

Obesity is a problem Diabetes is a problem Heart disease is a problem Cancer is a problem Alzheimers is a problem Mental illness is a problem Poverty is a problem Vaccines are not Let's focus on the real issues

jame Obvious point aside, I thought this was a very sad and old bear for a second.

if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

Somebody get Elon Musk on the horn I need more money if I'm going to keep doing this

living in a nightmare I can't wake up from.

What do you wish we had a vaccine for? I'll start HIV

It's 8 o'clock in the morning how can you be drunk already

[on the phone] yeah we were gonna rage against the dying of the light later if you’re down [switches phone to other ear] you’re what? hold on [covers phone] this dipshit’s going gentle into that good night

OMW to the liqa sto

Big Easy 👾📖 🅻🅾️🅽🅶🆂🅷🅾️🆃》🎯 R A W S A L E R T S Alright, partner, lemme break it down real simple, like we’re sittin’ on a porch chewin’ tobacco. There’s talk on X ‘bout Iran’s state TV sayin’ somethin’ like a big ol’ surprise is comin’ tonight, gonna shake the world for centuries. Sounds like a hog callin’ contest, but I

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it I need vengeance