Republican Approval Rating just hit 93%. Sorry Haters! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

No one: Illegal immigrants:

Driving down the road while listening to music that helps you realize how blessed you are is the greatest feeling in the world, hands down.

I’m so competitive that if you pop your back around me, I’m gonna break my back trying to out pop you.

Sleeping in your own bed hits different

When you wanna enjoy the warm weather, but your allergies are bad af

wife