All other bullshit about this aside, I can't imagine any case where a country that demonizes its social services while simultaneously amping up its defense and policing is a successful, healthy country.

Do you tell grieving parents who lost their child to illness, accidents, etc. that it was "God's plan" for them to die? Or does God's plan stop at conception?

Everyday, Trump does the most pathetic thing he's ever done.

I Deck the Halls down in Africa

The Soviet Union ultimately won considering communism is still the undefined boogeyman that keeps the U.S. from ever trying to be better.

*thousands of people tell you that you need therapy and your feelings are not normal* Gee whiz I guess there's no easy answer

Real mystery why this loser would act like this

Giving ICE Agents student loan forgiveness is like giving Stephen Miller a blow dryer

"complied and was still executed" isn't a winning argument, dude

We shouldn't trust any predictions from a guy who is famously always wrong.

Evangelicals will whine about young people leaving the church then go and do turn of the century race science.

Why are we going after people who make $6.50 an hour, not the people paying $6.50 an hour?

Idk man I've got other things to be stressed about

This is essentially the plot of Elf

Pretty sure Hitler did some other stuff, too.

This guy is playing Russian roulette everytime he has a meal

The more tech bros block me the better

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.” “At last! Who shot JFK?” God says, “Oswald, acting alone.” Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”

This is literally a Larry the Cable Guy joke

On one hand, a groundbreaking invention that made the world a better place, on the other hand, the Internet.