⠀ “You are free to do so, my lambkin.” ⠀

⠀ Varré tightened his embrace slightly, his fingers tracing gentle patterns on her arms. “If you can defeat one demigod, you can defeat them all. One day, you will rule these lands, and I will be there to see it.” ⠀

⠀ Leaves a written sign in front of him that reads; ( dog ). ⠀

⠀ Slowly waves. ⠀

⠀ “If you become Elden Lord all the realms will serve as your footstool. I would much rather be at your side, to be your advisor, your counsel, someone whom you can trust in and out of bed~.” ⠀

⠀ The female gaze. ⠀

⠀ Not the LGBTerror group. ⠀

⠀ I do tolerate the homosexuals, but please stop sending “art” of me and my employer kissing. ⠀

⠀ “You have nothing to fear, for I will handle your diplomatic duties, as well as any physical task. That includes the one where I will rummage through your insides. . using my greatest 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭.” He gives her a hint by pressing his growing erection against her backside. ⠀

⠀ I would say be yourself but you should probably change. ⠀

⠀ 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 !!!!!!!!!!! ⠀

⠀ Seen it all. Happy for you. . or sorry that it happened. ⠀

⠀ If you like the thief I won’t judge. ⠀

⠀ Patch, sweetheart, are you lying to me ? You know that lying is a sin. ⠀

⠀ My lambkin. . I didn’t know you were into. . beastiality ?! ⠀

⠀ Oh dear, how many traumas do you go through per day ? ⠀

⠀ Partner resume: I can cook, I can farm, I can clean, I can defend but also attack. Loyalty unquestioned, style unmatched, and I have a great sense of humor. Also I’ll bed you before I wed you if you’d like. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ֹ 𓋲 ࣪ ۰ ⟢ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑲 ۰ ⠀ ⠀