Wait who’s that’s in the DJ booth?!

Greatest television performance of all time .. Had every other actress on watch

When Paul McCartney has discovered Instagram filters.

whenever i like something refined it’s because my taste is sophisticated and better than yours. whenever i like something stupid it’s because i am the best at mixing high & low

i hate when the situationship asks “what are we?” bro we are charlie kirk

The scale of this engineering is terrifying. 🤯 This is a soviet giant telescope, Kalyazin RT-64, originally designed to support robotic missions to Venus and Mars and prepare for possible manned expeditions. Despite looking like an abandoned relic near the city of Kalyazin, it

Immediately went looking for this

This guy is insanely bad at eating

it gets better lmao

I didnt “watch” Heated Rivalry. I sat my straight ass down and I jacked off

Glee cast if there was a Björk episode: Rachel - Hyperballad Kurt - Venus as A Boy Mercedes - Jóga Mr. Schue - All is Full of Love Sue Sylvester: Army of Me Quinn - Pagan Poetry Gwyneth Paltrow - It's Oh So Quiet

If a whole country banned me cause my ass was fat, no one could tell me anything ever again I fear

Today’s practice

I don’t want chic, incisive novels by people who know how to mingle at publishing-adjacent parties…I want to read bizarre, singular, musical novels by quasi-mystic basketcases who are otherwise shit at being alive

It woulda been funny if Bad Bunny had also called Drake a pedophile. Make it a running gag in halftime shows get silly with it

I reached out to my ex girlfriend who poisoned me be cause I didnt want to be alone on Valentines Day and we got dinner and she poisoned me

rejected after a final-round interview