The Democratic Party the past 3 weeks:

"Walz wants to allow convicted felons to vote!" warns convicted felon who is running for president.

Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see

this is actually deep as hell😭

At the height of One Million Checkboxes's popularity I thought I'd been hacked. A few hours later I was tearing up, extraordinarily proud of some brilliant teens. A thread about my favorite story from running OMCB....

going to the .DS_Store anyone want anything

The Wayback Machine is back up, and I'm doing my part to make sure we never lose this archive again. 🫡

crazy to do this without releasing a next version

trying to use dynamically typed languages again

when you finally get repo access at your new job

mathematicians whenever another large power of 2 minus 1 is discovered to be prime (it took 6 years and 3 tons of CO2 emissions to compute this)

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

Remember to leave all your ports open tonight so Santa can leave you presents