Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

SO THE FCC WON'T LET ME BE OR LET ME BE ME, SO LET ME SEE

captain picard if he played the critically acclaimed mmorpg ffxiv with an expanded free trial including the award winning stormblood expansion up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime: gilgamesh and enkidu at the big bridge

Normal person: I wish my husband was still alive 😢🕊️ Erica Kirk when her husband was shot:

setting this bad boy up on my counter like a fuckass big ol hersheys bar

phpBBNO$ a chrysler 300 look like a phantom until a phantom pull up 😳

smoochy

in this house we LOVE doing surgery on NYE

the wanterrrrrr

killdozer dynasty

has kalshi made a prop bet for how many times "trans rights" is said over the course of AGDQ yet because whatever it is i'll take the fucking over

bad dragon gridfinity organizers