I want this couch so bad

Tuesday and Griday is trash day for my town

KILL SPIDER

My mom wants to buy me a peacoat

guy coming out of marty supreme saying to his girlfriend “i feel like fran drescher was underutilized”

Marty Mouser Hilariously Handsome

being mixed at any family function organized by one side of the family

And just like that….it was New Year’s Eve

there is a part in Marty Supreme where he tells someone very close to him directly that she is essentially an NPC while he is burdened by a higher purpose and it was such a raw look into the psyche of so many men in their 20s that it made me wince

Wow just woke up from a really realistic sex dream

guy at party: cant believe they made 3 movies about blue people fucking trees lol me: haha. ok. well first of all when the na’vi bond to pandora’s flora via the tsaheylu they’re connecting nervous systems through the goddess Eywa. its beautiful actually & in no way reproducti-

18 years ago, Carrie Bradshaw ran from her apartment to Miranda's on New Year's Eve so she wouldn't spend it alone in 'Sex and the City'

Me

New Years Resolution Be on twitter mote

Happy new year

still thinking about this pink silk outfit

My makeup is SHIT today