if your girl is upset all you need to do is give her something small. I don’t mean a small gesture I mean something physically small. preferably a small version of something that is usually bigger so she can say “oh my god it’s tiny”, etc

Happy spooky season, gang! If you're in the mood for a seasonal read, may I recommend my novel A COSMOLOGY OF MONSTERS, which is very much an October book? penguinrandomhouse.com/books/586123/a…

BREAKING NEWS The 2024 #NobelPrize in Literature is awarded to the South Korean author Han Kang “for her intense poetic prose that confronts historical traumas and exposes the fragility of human life.”

What’s the sitch? Happy Halloween, everyone!

I am consistently validated in my enmity towards American Airlines after my hell-on-earth travel experience with them earlier this year.

Happy Saturday, all!

“Poppi” and “olipop”

Sunday spoils

He’s holding a little Oscar 😭😭😭😭 #flow #Oscars2025

wow demi moore getting passed up for a younger brighter star someone should make a movie about this

Starbucks pumpkin loaf save me…save me, Starbucks pumpkin loaf

can i be honest about something? i don’t know enough about bob dylan to know how good of a job timothée was doing

Tornado watch in Jackson. Catch me in Wicked Part 2.

There is no better feeling than slowly seeing your spark come back again 🥹

It’s ma birthday! 🥳🥳🥳

So far for my 31st birthday today I have gone to the gym, taken both cats to the vet (they’re fine), gotten lunch, and taken an hour-long nap. And I say, without a hint of irony, it’s been a pretty good damn day so far.

Now seated 🍿

Goddamn… ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️