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Well yah, I would hope so…

Once a month I play Man in the Mirror on repeat and respond to all the texts, DMs and emails I’ve ignored for weeks

If they actually wanted to fuck with us they’d replace with a flag that’s exactly the same but with one inexplicable new color/shape

I’m the CEO of a hot dog company. I’ve worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn’t prepared for what I’ve just seen. Your life is about to change. So what can you do? Buy as many hot dogs as you can. Buy stock in hot dog companies.

“Turning Point Ulster” jfc lol Not sure how exactly but I feel like we can parlay this into a united ireland

Folks she’s done it again

I think it’s cool how I’m making major life decisions based on esoteric interpretations of Lana lyrics

Showing up to the office irl and crying/bleeding/screaming to remind them of my corporeality which AI cannot replace

Wait what if we just reframe trans rights as ‘(cis) women shouldn’t get to have their own spaces’

Is it even the “greenpoint women’s history walk” if doesn’t include a single stop at a place where Marnie did something insane

He’s like perfectly setting the AI up to justify killing all humans when the time comes lol

Me: I would like to watch the women’s free skate start to finish NBC/Peacock: No you are only allowed to watch this clips compilation called ‘20 Gaggy Skating Moments That Served Cunt’ and half of them are Snoop Dogg in the studio joking about weed

Shut up snow!!

Lent is so wet and gushy this year

Hope this serves as a lesson to you all that my predictions about Maine politics are always right

Oomf and I watched SOTU together ❤️ by which I mean we watched Crash by David cronenberg

A big branding problem for Kalshi is that I can’t read it without thinking of Kelsey from middle school with the speech impediment

How has no one tried this already. I have tears in my eyes at how elegant this is as a trump manipulation tactic