Seductive Sunday

Well fuck me right?

I’m good, just realizing people are just as horrible as I think they are.

I think the better question is who didn’t. I’ll be fine, just in one of those fuck the world moods.

Throws rocks at his TL.

I hate you for what you did to me.

|| I am CACKLING.

“That’s hot.”

I’ll be in DMs if anyone needs or wants me.

“Got a bit dressed up to go out.”

So it’s 10:20 A.M. and I’m half naked in bed eating Chinese leftovers and watching GoT.

I miss dates and sex.

What can I do for you, Oh Great Satan?

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬. • intermittent explosive disorder • canon | au • descriptive | banter | sl’s • triggers | mature themes | nsfw ❝ ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪ 𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙝 ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒 ᴛᴏ 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ 𝐧𝐨𝐭?.❞ RT?

The asparagus.

I’m a scary guy.

I truly consider it a talent.

Maybe fourth time is the charm, but probably not.