Meanwhile, in the England football world...

This Thursday, even if you draw a jizzing cock on the ballot paper, for fuck’s sake - GO AND VOTE.

You can say what you like about the negatives of both England and Switzerland. But on the other hand, you've got to say, both of their flags are a big plus. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇨🇭 #EURO2024

Wout Weghorst, Richard Krajicek, The Van Halen brothers, Vincent Van Gogh, Tulips, Goldmember, Spiderman, William III William III, can you hear me?

Look at the Spanish. None of them singing. It's disgusting. 🎣 #EURO2024

We held the opening ceremony on the Seine by mistake #ParisOlympics2024

This is an interesting look at three generations of signalling (old, middle-aged, and boring) from Geoff Marshall. A really good overview of what some of my colleagues get up to day to day. youtu.be/UCXav-ptPeA?si…

If you're getting your #ALevel results today, don't panic if they're not what you might have been after. Life is long...and you should see some of the people I have to work with. #alevels #alevelresultsday2024 #alevels2024

Took their time...

Signaller friends, has anyone heard anymore from RMT about our pay talks? We haven't had the now traditional weekly "we'll hear more next week" update for nearly two weeks!

*Morgan Freeman narrating* "Of course, there was no e-mail..."

Are you high?

I've worked with signallers like this. "ARGH! TRACK CIRCUIT FAILURE! PANIC!" "Are you sure it's not a train?" "THE RED LIGHT OF MISERY IS UPON US!" "It has a headcode." "STOP EVERYTHING! THE RAILWAY SHALL NOT RAILWAY TODAY!" "Fuck sake, Dave..."

This is so bad. There are more holes in it than our beloved Swiss Cheese Model. Not to mention the inaccuracies that fly along every minute or so. I bloody love it.

You know you've been working on the railway too long when you look at this and wonder what exactly the driver of 1B15 has done to get such a reputation as a food thief.

'Tis the season ladies, blokes and non-binary folks! toppleandburn.com/product-page/c…

So we're talking past three signals, 3.5 working over that fringe, that set of points has no normal, and ESW is just being set up through that reet busy bit. Ciao.

Uh...well...good news for Drivers, I guess.

Christ, it's so much easier when there's not a signalling system to get in the way!

Cheeky romantic weekend away, anyone? ❤️ 🚆