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the world: [at the edge of apocalypse] me: [oblivious, headphones on]

The system works! Let Me Be Google McDonald's x.com/LetMeBeGoogle/…

Just checking. Thanks! McDonald's Let Me Be Google x.com/jgrammond/stat…

TY Let Me Be Google For what I need, I'm going w/ "Tonya Farting" - "C-Flat" & "I Don't Know" sound the same FWIW x.com/LetMeBeGoogle/…

@MartyTopps Let Me Be Google WHOA THANKS! Regular Google never gives me a peek at the process preview.tinyurl.com/o8tzjso x.com/MartyTopps/sta…

Yes! Yes! Can't wait to riff movies on Friday with Joe Coughlin and Bully!'s @QJAlexander & @LibbyReindell x.com/QJAlexander/st…

Today is October 2. Wednesday is October 5. You only have that long to wait to get your digital copy of the #MeanEP

The Mean Wendy Band EP Release is tonight at L'Etage Cabaret at 7pm as part of the @ComedyShowGates! #MeanEP x.com/JeanyRoo/statu…

We're on Spotify Yo. Just bringing Philly comedy to the masses. #meanep #phillylove Spotify Geekadelphia Visit Philly Social In Philly

SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN through Midnight Tues Oct 25th for the 2016 Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia phillysketchfest.com/the-dirtiest-s……/…/ Philly Sketchfest

ditto FOX Sports FOX Sports: MLB @shannondevido #FlyTheShannon #WorldSeries x.com/shannondevido/…

January 9th, 2017 - Pissmas Eve January 10th, 2017 - Pissmas Day (Observed) January 11th, 2017 - January 11th (Canada)

MAY YOUR WEDNESDAY BE GOLDEN: mcsweeneys.net

@thejoemoore @jaimeknowsbest it was hilarious how long they let it go on before announcing there wasn't actually a hat trick

@thejoemoore @jaimeknowsbest I look like a boy in his father's suit when I wear a hat

The 2017 Philly Sketchfest Festival Lineup is here! Our eternal thanks to all who submitted this year! Now get ready for #PHLSKETCHFEST!

Snag discounted tix to our next show out in the #burbs ! Use discount code, "MEAN745" through 6/10 to get in for $9. aftonshows.com/MeanWendyBand

$50 OFF Sketch Comedy Writing 101 Philly Improv Theater w/ Matthew Schmid @BakerJacquie @thejoemoore jol Brian Kelly tinyurl.com/y8xe7wp9

Thanks Geekadelphia for hyping our new show "Unrehearsed" at Philly Improv Theater THIS FRI 10:30pm w/Alex Pearlman & SAT 9pm w/Geoff Jackson!!! x.com/phitcomedy/sta…