As a child, I genuinely thought quicksand, the Bermuda triangle, and curses from mummies in pyramids would have played a much bigger part in my life than they have thus far.

Petition to re-edit Planet of the Apes to include Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius and Finally Made a Monkey Out Of Me.

How was Christmas Day only a month, not three years, ago?

Jesus Christ. The Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett episode of The Last Of Us is the zombie apocalypse version of the Up opening sequence. I don't think my tear ducts will ever function properly again. Too beautiful.

How did Sam Ryder get Logan Roy to be his drummer? #Eurovision2023

Slovenia is what happens if you order Harry Styles on Wish #Eurovision2023

It's half four in the morning and my taxi driver is listening to a 9/11 conspiracy theory podcast 🥲

WHAT A NIGHT! We're so buzzing to have been named 'Star Agency of the Year' The Marketing Society Scotland Star Awards 🌟 Major shout out to our CEO Scobbie who was also named as Inspirational Agency Leader of the Year - a title she wears every day as far as we're concerned 🖤

And we thought we'd reached peak 'wut?' in 2020...

It's 𝚌̶𝚊̶𝚕̶𝚕̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶ coming home...good luck in the final!

IN TEAM GOOD A EVERYONE A IS WINNER

Zoom into Dataville with Alfie’s Magic Phone – the world’s first infinite zoom e-book by @katiepiper_ in collaboration with @TrussellTrust. A book designed to raise awareness amongst connected families about the importance of digital connectivity: bit.ly/alfiesmagicpho…

A gentle reminder: you can take a half-term break from the group chat at any time – we won’t judge…

There’s nothing more horrifying than an accidental pocket dial. Avoid the nightmare (and keep your job) in 4 easy steps… ​ ​1. Lock your screen with a passcode 2. Set auto-lock to 30 seconds​ 3. Turn Off Auto-wake​ 4. Disable lock-screen access​ ​ #HalloweenHorrorStories

Tell the world! We’re extending our roaming offering in the 48 EU destinations and beyond until 2025. So you can say au revoir, ciao, tschuss or hej då to extra fees, wherever you roam. #TescoMobile #roaming #Holidays #travel #languages #EUroaming #superhelpfulmobile

For every item donated to the Tesco Winter Food Collection between November 30 and December 2, we’ll donate a byte too, to a family accessing a @TrussellTrust food bank to help people stay connected: bit.ly/CCLittleHelps #TescoMobile #ByteforaBite #Tesco #TrussellTrust

My personality can best be summed up by the fact I was very excited that I got the Girls Aloud answer right on the second clue on Only Connect.

No I'm not crying at Paddington 2, you are.

Not me doing my shopping and stumbling across Ronan Keating in Tesco Mobile Hemel Hempstead?!

AD | When in Roam... Head over to @TescoMobile’s Instagram channel and let them know where you’d like to head on holiday for a chance to win a voucher. And don’t forget to look out for me at a Tesco Mobile near you 👀 #RoamingKeating #TescoMobile #SuperHelpfulMobile