A senior dog doing her best.. 🥺

at tesla diner trying to decide between the based burger with extra reddit sauce and a side of epic bacon or the hot doge with 420 fries covered in random sauce. anti-woke water is on tap

The stupidest people you'll ever meet all peeled the batter off of their corndogs as a child

Gm

My ex-wife got my model railway in the divorce and to this day the vindictive bitch will send me video of the trains running behind schedule

RT if you agree

Help me brother oh nooo I'm burning in hell brother

Disgusting porn addicted freaks are calling to kill people over their porn video games, visa is 100% right to not appease to people like this

she knew hulk hogan was about to die and said not this time

This guy is paying twitter to tell everyone he's calculated that hulk hogans penis couldn't fit in his ass.

A lot of older people get upset that we don’t follow their bullshit rules like “don’t speak ill of the dead”. Absolutely the fuck not that’s how colonizers rewrote history ya goofy bitch.

true story

“I just think it isn’t fair, because my son hasn’t done anything, other than be born to me, to earn that money.” Your job as a parent is to provide your kid with every unfair advantage you can. Each generation of parents throughout history has understood this. Until the Boomers.

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

$60 dollars of groceries everyones crying about

Most people don't listen to the music they like because of how black people view them

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. From Jazz.

machine gun kellbert out there hitting the grub hub dance