Heartbreaking news, I did NOT win the Hoosier lottery mega millions $2m jackpot :/

When people can’t control you, they’ll create a story about you. Take a deep breath and remember who you are. Put no energy into false narratives. The truth will one day speak for itself.

This is a ribeye sandwich from the stand I was cooking at today 💀

People are using Generative Fill to do things in Photoshop that you could easily do before GFill was actually a thing… like changing the color of a shirt. That’s like the first thing you should learn on Photoshop… you don’t need AI for that 😂

Nothin beats thrifting an $80 stainless steel frying pan for $2

Crackin a hot one

fuck jesse lacey sincerely but brand new was practically my entire personality from middle school up until the moment we all found out what a creep he is

It’s super sick that there’s high quality point and shoots that you can bring into concerts. So, can everyone stfu about it so they don’t catch on and stop letting them in lol

Not a single brain cell in there

Too late it’s already happening 😭 p&s got turned away at paramore

Hey Seagate LaCie why is it so impossible to get ahold of your tech support I’ve been on “One moment, let's get you to a messaging agent for further assistance” for like 12 hours

Dropping in to flex alright bye again

Logging in to say it’s my birthday and I’m fuckin god damn 33 so. bless my Venmo and cash app feed so I can buy like. A fuck ton of kool aid and Aldi sparkling water DJ Roomba $dokloko Love you

This taylor swift record and the reaction to it is concrete palpable proof that -those- swifties are certified delusional sociopaths 🙂

Logging in for a very important PSA: Grow up