I loved Everything Everywhere All At Once. I love Jamie Lee Curtis. But Angela Bassett was absolutely robbed. #Oscars #AngelaBassett

BEST PICTURE BABY!!!!! #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce #oscars

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson reveals shocking new Purge footage proving that while bloody and violent, most Purgers were in fact peacefully murderous.

Maximum city living day: just found out my new dentist’s office is between a Mexican restaurant and a strip club.

Comedy lineups in Seattle

Somehow almost as bad as misgendering me

Sometimes when I’m walking the down a busy street I’ll start singing Silver Bells to myself because it starts with “City sidewalks”

Thank you The Seattle Times and @SarahMaeMcCull2 for having me among the queer comedians you profiled for pride month! This is insanely cool and surreal <3 seattletimes.com/entertainment/… #pridemonth #queercomic #standupcomedy #seattlecomedy #transwoman #transcomedian #transgenderpride

Enemies: You're a child groomer and mentally disturbed. Allies: You're so brave and courageous. Friends: Juno you live here, stop taking pictures of the Space Needle like a goddamn tourist.

*me trying to book shows in LA for July*

Trans Juno: Curate a high-femm image of yourself to project out to the world, replete with makeup, jewelry, hair, clothes, and flattering undergarments. Asian Juno: WTF, Costco is selling 3 bras for $24.99?!

A dating app called “Good Enough” You don’t set preferences, you set baselines.

A weed-themed show with only pansexual comedians: Pots and Pans

My new career ambition is to be the KKK’s first DEI program manager. “Daryl, we hate with our hearts not with our hands. And Kevin said you grabbed his shoulder in a way that made him feel uncomfortable”.

Last week I was nominated by the Seattle Gay News for best local comedian of 2023, and for as cool as I'd like to play things, it does feel exciting to be mentioned on any kind of 'best of' comedy list. ❤ So this is my shameless self-promotion: you can vote for me below!

Really proud and excited to share that my story is airing on the moth. Check it out!

The second in a series of posts that dives into what game creators are facing in their day to day - and how Epoch is building better tools and services that we ourselves wish we had when getting games out to market! medium.com/epoch-ml/creat…

Republicans: Transwomen aren’t real women, you’re just a man pretending and trying to trick other Americans into being complicit in your sick fantasy. Me: That’s a weird thing to open with on Grindr. Republicans:….free tonight?

Dominic Toretto: You can’t put a price on family. Flo from Progressive: Once again Mr. Toretto, you’ve maxed out the payout on your insurance plan. Please stop calling. #fastandfurious #insurance #vindiesel