If you’re building a hard tech company in 2025, you should prioritize getting a massive diagonal elevator platform installed in your HQ to make it easy to descend into the lower levels and access the underground portion of your facility.

woag angel number

coach thinks I might snag gold at this year's slacking off at work olympics

straight up 🖕

Me: that guy I met at the party was pretty cool, maybe we can shoot some hoops sometime That guy: *writing a letter to a former lover that years later will be included in a best selling curation of his correspondence* tonight I met a man without substance

cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.

seeing mamdani win while living across the country from nyc

After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip

feeling normal as fuck on that nothing #sober

eating a sandwich, listening to music whatever song im with it. The only thing that could ruin this is an honest reflection on my life

nobody ever wants to hang out during the week. you need to start underperforming in other areas of your life so you can hang out with me

i have the worst alarm sound in human history i wake up every morning with a 180 bpm heart beat that i have to spend ten minutes recovering from

Feeding Monkey Gasoline so can win Jungle Race

I liked it. And I was blue at it

Omw to make it eight

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

She’s JK Rowling’s Mario

Is somebody gonna kill this guy?