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I love Brendon Walsh even though he spends most of his free time spreading vicious rumors about me.

America if The Rizzler ran for President (he’s a Republican)

No one will remember: -If your script had orphans -If your script used “we see” -If your script had bold sluglines People WILL remember: -If your title page included a headshot -If your entire script was written in Comic Sans -If every act began with a quote from Fight Club

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend Dogville Comedies - College Hounds 1929 / United States / Jules White & Zion Myers 🍻sound on🍻

Kanye is out of control!

No offense to Tim Walz, but his brother looks like he owns a Jurassic Park for pedophiles.

He retired to his Wonder Emporium.

The only way to get Star Wars back on track is to have a clumsy Jedi run with an ignited lightsaber, then trip and fall and accidentally kill himself. If you give me this, I will watch whatever story you want, like Ewoks: The College Years. I really don't care.

If you’re like me and merely scrolled by this 10 times this morning and laughed, I implore you to click on it and turn your volume up - the audio is even funnier

My restaurant can't make money if I have to pay my suppliers. And while I'm at it, I shouldn't have to pay my employees either!

Wanna feel old? This is the Apparently Kid

You know rent is going up when you see dudes like Boq in your neighborhood

MFer looks like he got bitten by a WereBeans from Even Stevens.

My working-class parents were so divorced from reality that they encouraged me to enter the entertainment industry just as long as I kept my job delivering flowers.

Oh yeah! I'm back on All Fantasy Everything today! The best boys in the world!

Hello, Sharks, I'm offering 10% stake for this vague idea that has 140K likes.

OASIS are back your welcome and I hear there ATTITUDE STINKS good to know something’s never change LFUCKING x

really excited to see an efficiency audit of the federal government run by the guy who bought an ad sales business for twice its value then destroyed the ad sales side of the business to replace it with a scheme to sell $8 of forums flair to the platforms 200,000 worst users

It happened to me, so it could happen to you. I started talking about Weezer, and my wife’s eyes glazed over.