TPS Reports hit different when you suddenly consider them as 'Transactions Per Second.' Filling out a RFP, I was like "There it is! A reason for TPS Reports!" #officespace

I never generate yaml. I only steal it. I am the yamburglar

Our CTO has done a pretty interesting podcast. Check it out: packetpushers.net/podcast/day-tw…

There are a number of security products out there that have Layer 7 application control. Is there a standard format for describing your service that the various SASE/FaaS providers can ingest& add us to their catalogue of services? Our Product team is investigating further.

I’ve said in this role: “If you don’t learn something new everyday, you’ve missed an opportunity.” I created a personal initiative document this. If it’s not internal-only to our ops, I’ll try to remember to share here. Today? Hilariously - pirateship.com

We have a gorgeous new ‘Downloads’ page available at app.strongdm.com/app/download It’s delicious. I’ve said it before and I stand behind it now: StrongDM’s engineers are magicians. #peoplefirstaccess

There’s an API key in your Github ENV secrets, Dear Liza, Dear Liza… So delete it, Dear Henry, Dear Henry… But my CICD will fail Dear Liza, Dear Liza… So proxy the API w/ an API in a container so you can have an API in your API so you can CICD while you CICD Dear Henry…

So jealous of everyone going to DEF CON this weekend. I was supposed to go, but it didn’t pan out. Will be at #Gartner at Caesar’s the week of Aug 21, so if anyone at #defcon #defcon30 #defcon2022 wants to hide stickers around Vegas, I’d be down for a scavenger hunt in two weeks!

Hey #DEFCON30 #defcon2022 attendees: How was the total attendance? Inquiring minds want to know. Mainly Justin McCarthy and Michaline Todd But other minds, too.

#Gartner was personally an amazing learning opportunity. What a great chance to better understand our current & future customers’ #IAM challenges. I appreciate everyone there, taking us through their pain with #PAM & letting us demonstrate how we ease that burden at scale.

No… way… They’re adapting the PS5 shortage story for Netflix ?! Can’t wait for #PS5TheMovie! Amazing! Movie will be out before any store gets more PS5s… (But for real: ‘Horizon Zero Dawn’ is one of the best games of the decade, if not ever. This has potential to be 👩‍🍳.)

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Gonna nerd out here for a moment. @startrek Lower Decks just showed us Dolphin Ops. That…was… excellent. Nicely done, Mike McMahan. Seriously. That’s awesome.

Hey @yubico! Going through my swag bag from #gartner #IAM. Forgot you gave me my favorite sticker of the whole conference! Applied to my favoritest one forever. I swung by the booth in the last 15 minutes Day 2. One of your guys there gave me the last one. Thanks again!

“What is a serverless compute doing in this cloud environment? What is the network topology? How is this serverless compute talking to my RDS instance with access to private customer data?" Great convo on Security Boulevard's #cloudsecurity roundtable w/ Om Vyas Greg - Solutions Architect, strongDM mvizard

Went to GrrCON, won the #COVID19 prize. Came back two Saturdays ago. First day back feeling >= 80%. 3x(vax)’d, first infection a year ago & STILL got deep into my chest. 91-2% O2 saturated ain’t no joke. Now to catch up on missed Slacks, emails, some calls & write some code.

PCI DSS is critical to payment processors. I’ve recently come to fully understand how PCI DSS fits with #strongdm. I can show you how to deliver the Best Practices(TM) with StrongDM, reducing friction while keeping your auditor(s) happy with observability. We’re ready to help!

I saw this from a man named Justin Moore, who lost his job at Google in the layoffs. It resonated and I HAD to steal it for myself: "I'll lay me down and bleed a-while, And then I'll rise and fight again." Thanks, Justin, and good luck.

Started writing a Reference Architecture document to supplement our otherwise GORGEOUS docs at strongdm.com/docs. This RA doc has morphed into "A technical oral history of StrongDM, as told by its 26th employee." So much history! Such technical! Very localhost!

Had a great first @sagetapio experience. Tech Speed-Dating never worked so well! Missed Connection - Jimmy, VP of Cloud Security - we liked you! We can 100% help with those objections! It's what we do! (The odds he ever sees this are less than 0, but you still gotta try...)