I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. Yes, I'm being lazy and neglecting my chores!! Quit judging me!!

North West of Waco.. Texas Storm Chasers ⚡

I just got called trailer trash by an old woman who I called out for going around a car that was waiting for people to cross the crosswalk.😂

Tandy was the #LastManOnEarth... until he wasn't. Don't miss the Season 4 premiere TOMORROW at 9:30/8:30c on FOX!

All the feels. Sergeant First Class Pablo Ureste surprised his family after spending a year overseas. #txhsfb BeltonISD Belton Tigers

Goodfellas is still one of my top 5 favorite movies.

So awesome! x.com/cnnbrk/status/…

No, ass hat, you are a total disrespect for our great country. Now get off Twitter and go do some work. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

There should totally be a mom section for Halloween. Being worried about showing your ass while chasing a toddler should not be a concern! 😩

Seether has always been a favorite, but damn if this doesn't hit the spot! youtu.be/BDKM181eTsM

And Amy Lee, Lord have mercy!! youtu.be/hPC2Fp7IT7o

Oh, got me all in my feelings! So sweet! x.com/KXXVNewsNow/st…

My toddler agrees! Dilly Dilly. 😂 x.com/budlight/statu…

Serious craving for barbeque... Uncle Dan's BBQ I may cry!!

Shameless and The Girlfriend Experience start back tonight... I may be late to bed!!

Doors open, perfect weather! If only I could keep the leaves from blowing into my house, lol!

Gone are the days when you made silent, power moves. Now they're replaced with cry babies who feel the need to call people names and whine that so and so didn't give you their fucking toy. Be a God damn president and quit trying to control the entire world! Donald J. Trump

I need tacos. Why isn't there a m-f'ing taco place open right now!?!?! 🌮

Most girls: already planning their wedding Me: already planning my next Whataburger order

Days like today are how women end up on the show #Snapped Just stop talking. Everyone!! 😂