An old joke. But funny

Yes, Copydex has been a staple in every drag queen's makeup box for eons

Just double check first to make sure you aren't one of the very few allergic to it. Also, it isn't vegan friendly (it is cow gum)

Wow, wow, wow! A barnstorming production of Edward Albee's Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? at Curve. Cathy Tyson and Patrick Robinson tear up the scenery as warring couple George and Martha. tinyurl.com/4dx83trm

They, like dogs, can also recognise your car coming along the road

What is the point of a bar code if it is printed across a crease? The scanner won't read it!

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That was my favourite album when I was living in a bedsit in Brighton in 1984

Ghostly happenings at The Little Theatre all this week 👻🗡️🎭 tinyurl.com/4v69sbyp

Oh no! She will be reunited with her beloved husband Timothy West. Condolences to their family

Harper Lee's To Kill A Mockingbird stops off at Curve as it tours the country. A must see classic about racial tensions in America's Deep South 100 years ago. Only here until Saturday 1st November tinyurl.com/2ccrmvkv

You sure know how to spoil yourself 🥰

I have a friend lives in Singapore and says the same. Glad you are enjoying your break 🤩

Definitely prefer you blonde 🥰

I, too, have never been stabbed (thankfully). But then I never go into the city centre if I can help it.

Car Man is back out on tour. Well worth seeing. Absolutely loved it.

Great makeup 😑

And his Nutcracker is on BBC4 on Saturday 16th (and iPlayer, of course)

Andrew Bovell's saga of a dysfunctional family coming apart is on at The Little Theatre this week tinyurl.com/4dr5fy2h