Nasty chicks! fb.me/7n63K4U4p

Stupid chicken traumatize me!!! They walk onto my stand and eat my food and just perch there!!! I used to attack... fb.me/8XqxAwF4L

No one cares!!! fb.me/zWQcsHkU

I am auditioning for a commercial... fb.me/vuknI96B

This sucks... The Kid is away at camp... No one to give me massages and take me outside. She made her parents... fb.me/1cIFrQgZU

Did I hear Mom this morning telling Dad to build a sensory deprivation tank for me? Just because I start... fb.me/2aeuz5Qux

Breakfast outside... Not ideal but as long as I get eggs I can live with it. fb.me/1lgCFRUTx

AAAAARRRGHHH! I overslept this morning!!! I think Mom covered me with a heavy blanket or something last night...... fb.me/43NNQ6ylj

I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/tW9mQUbK

Too much to do... so little time... fb.me/JMc4F8F0

It may be a nice looking joint but the service here sucks! fb.me/CvWwpmRM

Oh, I have sooo much to tell you about.... My life has been a mess... such a mess... So first, Abuelita and a... fb.me/xb6oEpe4

So the Family has gone completely bonkers. They went and adopted a Puppy! As if 4 budgies and 6 chicken were not... fb.me/NeIpkRol

I got a riddle for you all... What is the stupidest animal in the world... Wait for it... Wait for it...... fb.me/2dbs3BVd0

Mom made me write a disclaimer pertaining to the previous post. No puppy was harmed in the process. Mom keeps her... fb.me/BtOWdiKu

For the summer, Mom switched me from my huge, ridiculously heavy cage to a smaller portable cage. Apparently, the... fb.me/7n5V7dnc5

So we have a little competition going, me and the dog. When Mom feeds the dog, I screech and squawk and yell,... fb.me/1CnG49RTx

Guess what? Mom is trying to train the dog! Pffft! The stupid creature is so desperate for food, that it does not... fb.me/AjDiC9qT

Happy New Year all my Dear Friends! May you all have plenty of bird food, lots of treats, frequent cuddles, and NO budgies in sight!

It is so cold here in NY that the chicken were relocated to the screened porch. Their water was freezing... fb.me/2BqbDAvN5