// are you psychic bc wtf you tweeted this seconds before I sent my reply referring to this exact seneraio wtf 😳

𝘖𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰-𝘥𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵: 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 ☕️ [ @SassyCriminal ]

“Is it bath time already?”

“Yes, ma’-ma!” He tripped on his last words, mixing up ma’am with mama as he did a backflip into his alt-mode. “What did I do to deserve such a special treat?”

Sad Smokescreen noises. // be back when I can 😔//

// Ok the actual 𝒮𝐸𝑀𝐼-𝐹𝐼𝒩𝒜𝐿𝒮 𝐼𝒮 𝐻𝐸𝑅𝐸!! 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦-𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥!! 𝘓𝘦𝘵’𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘖𝘛𝘌 𝘗𝘓𝘚 !! 💕💝💞💕

// Will return to this account tomorrow (hopefully)!

“Ah, what does stiletto-heeled creep want from me now? Oh, are you looking for your precious Apex Armor? Too bad, it doesn’t belong to you, @DecitfulSeeker!”

// @thunderboi84 follows me and I immediately get the urge to create a Buster account lmao

He promptly activated his phase shifter. No scraplets will be eating him today ! Nope !

He begs to differ !

“Can’t eat what you can’t touch!” He brags as he phases a servo through his arm like it wasn’t even there.