Chelsea spent £1bn and the two best players on the pitch are playing against them in Wharton and Eze.

37’ | SKYE STOUT!! Skye fires in a free-kick on the edge of the box! Kilmarnock 4-0 St Johnstone

OMBUDSMAN WINS THE JUDDMONTE INTERNATIONAL 🎉

🚨 Japanese horses are a bag of shit 🚨

Backed Ombudsman Sandown Backed Delacroix York Love it

CUNDLLEEE

What a stupid challenge man. It’s a red card all day. #NEWLIV 🤬🤬🤬

MAASSSIMO

GRANT DOUBLES THE LEAD!

Goal for Grimsby. The hosts take the lead.

Goal. 2-0.

Onana vs Grimsby highlights

There is absolutely no way this Patrick Dorgu guy is a professional footballer

Mbeumo misses! WE'VE DONE IT!!!!!!! Mariners: ✅✅❌✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ United: ✅✅✅✅❌✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅❌ #GTFC

Onana can't keep out Burns' effort. Mbeumo's hits the bar. The Reds exit the Carabao Cup. Grimsby: ✅ United: ❌

🚨 4th division side Grimsby Town have eliminated Man United from the Carabao Cup.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEAUTIFUL SCENES Grimsby deserve that. Got a soft spot for them now. Proper club. If they get rid of that fucking drum.

Let’s have it Crystal Palace F.C.

Palace away. That’ll do. What’s Liam Roberts up to these days?

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol