I just bloody hope that at some point at Carnoustie this week big Rod Bastard does something sensational and gets some airtime. What a name. Few tour pros popping up saying a great guy too, even better. New hero status.

I fucking knew it. Absolutely fucking knew there was more to this than we were being shown. Cunts had a lawyer who loved the cameras ready and waiting to go as well.

Probably an unpopular opinion but The Open should be held at Carnoustie far more often than it’s held at St. Andrews. Night and day in terms of a challenging golf course.

Hi Monday Q Info I think Corey Conners will win Olympic Gold this week. Just thought I’d let you know. Bonjour.

Keely Hodgkinson, bloody magnificent.

Le Golf National is simply magnificent. Holds up to all formats, strokeplay, Matchplay variants etc. One of the great golf courses of Europe, if not the world.

Lydia Ko, take a bow. Incredible stuff and that’s basically everything you can do by the age of 27. Beyond ridiculous.

Something very cool from the US Am so far…ex D1 Football and Golfer turned YouTube creator Evan Thompson currently sitting at -1 through 10 holes. The guy has been branded “fake” and that he doesn’t actually shoot the scores he does on camera. Pretty good repost so far!

Walked out the front door to find Katie Price had been there the night before… #KatiePrice

So good to see Andrew 'Beef' Johnston playing some great stuff of late. One of the good guys. Big weekend ahead!!

Is there any way to watch the US Am final later today over here in the UK?!

MASSIVE NORDIC BOLLOCKS #Hovland

I’ve just seen Nelly Korda’s shot into 17 yesterday. Outrageous behaviour into that hole. What a player. #aigwomensopen #womensopen

Another absolutely diabolical refereeing performance in South Africa. It’s becoming farcical. Referee’s are frightened by the backlash of making the right decisions.

15 year old Asterisk Talley opens up with birdie-birdie-birdie to go 1up against World #1 Lottie Woad. Insane golf.

Get in there Mimi Rhodes 🙌🏼👏🏼

Freddie Kjettrup already has 3 wins as a professional and is KFT bound. He won’t stop there, absolutely outstanding. Future Ryder Cup star.

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I’ve just read that there’s an Elbow cover band called Asshole and it might just be the best thing I’ve ever read. Ever.

Fair play this Presidents Cup has gone bananas. Tom Kim is electric, what a boy.