Allerton CC pre match beers…

Bose noise cancelling headphones…. Making housework a joy since July! Bose

@McIntoshRonal fantastic Commentatry tonight! The best I have heard in years! Brilliant

Absolute poppy cock! People like you and the media got us into this….. how dare you suggest a piece in that rag of a paper “explains” what countless people have witnessed countless times, you sanctimonious tosser!

If you need a replacement car after an accident, avoid these clowns at all costs! Seriously! 4 years they made me run around, while they tried to have everyone over! Principia Law truly making sure the law is an ass. Bloody ambulance chasers! #muppets #wastededucation

Or you could get a position where you could make a difference…. #ambulancechasers

Not even for those little candles that you planned one day to put all over the garden… message understood. thanks… is there any new on the the coffee jars? I have got years worth of them….

Thanks for the offer, but I would rather staple my eyelids to my coffee table. Bless…. I like that you call it work. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask! What a waste of an education…. #ambulancechasers

Hang in a minute… If I was going to have fun like this I might reconsider your offer to join you!!! OMG!

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Wonderful to be in my home from home SeaGarden Jamaica donating kit to kids…

I have tried to give Nathan Jones time, time we could ill afford, I have tried to trust his wisdom in selection and formations putting it down to his inner knowledge of the squad.I have even tried to like the man! But he jeez he makes it tough!

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a MG Model MG4 worth over £26k! It’s free to enter & you have until 28th February. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

Exclusive: Nathan Jones has been sacked as Southampton FC manager

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary @I still don’t really understand it…

I never thought that Alan Smith Alan Smith could make a game sound more miserable…. But here we are! Big 3points for Saints!

I had a problem with my Sky mobile coverage this week.. it happens I guess. Today I got an unsolicited message apologising and telling me I had free roaming this weekend! Classy… Sky Thank You!