Hey GSP Airport - want to help prevent spread of disease? Perhaps actually put some soap in your bathroom dispensers. None in 4 sinks in men’s bathroom at bottom of B concourse!

Want to piss off a federal judge? File a TRO for an “immediate hearing” to enjoin “counterfeit unicorn drawings” in the middle of a global pandemic. Then seek reconsideration when the judge postpones the hearing by a few weeks. Then file a third “emergency motion” just in case.

I researched it and believe there are 1,136 episodes of Law & Order including the SVU and Criminal Intent shows. I feel as if I’ve watched around 600 of them by now.

Merely pondering - how many more orders do we have to make for Jeff Bezos to call and thank us personally? We have to be getting close.

Funny how things change so swiftly. I was appalled at myself halfway thru watching episode 1 of Tiger King. Now,I am holding off watching the last episode because I don’t want it to end!

Don’t understand why NBC Sports is pumping in background crowd noise for resumption of #premierleauge so loudly and with better audio than the announcers to effectively often drown out announcers.

The one thing sheltering in place has made apparent to me is how many decisions My wife and I make that are near-unanimous.

The Federation has released a statement in support of District Court Judge Esther Salas in her plea to improve current privacy measures for judges and their families. Learn more in the statement below. bit.ly/31jU3nm

Strange self-observation of the day: months ago we bought Sesame Street forever stamps from USPS. We have used all of them but Burt, Ernie and Big Bird. We have never discussed it, but neither Lee nor I seem willing to send those three stamps away. Hmm

Did CBS News analyst say they won’t call an election until “all of the votes have been counted”? Isn’t that what the voting commissions do? Really CBS Mornings ?

Over 42 years of marriage and my wife hasn’t seen Christmas Vacation. How is that possible? Tonight that is remedied.

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Virginia currently has ten top 25 ranked NCAA teams. Five are in the top 5. ⚾️ - #2 👩🏊 - #2 👨🥍 - #2 👩⛳️ - #4 👨🎾 - #4 👨🏊 - #10 👩🥍- #12 👩🎾- #14 👨🏀- #15 🤼 - #20 #GoHoos

Boom. Two plays. #GoHoos

Bumped into Brian Kelly (⁦The Points Guy⁩) in Orlando. First celebrity sighting until the fam sees Mickey and Minnie. #thepointsguy

I’m just gonna say, if you’re a head coach making millions of $$ and you have to pay someone to yank you by your belt off the field every play, you might want to craft your pregame speech to your team to downplay personal responsibilities.

Text I got when I landed in Greenville. Hmm. A lot happened on the five days since I left.

The two minute warning in pro games may be the most idiotic NFL thing that still exists. #ifonlywecouldseeclocksonthefield