These check ins still a thing? Schneath wants some MAGA ass tonight

En route to Republican open bar watch party. Vibes are high. Wearing red. Being LOWD. Have the TL(NI) waiting for me please Grover Cleveland

No better way to celebrate Trump’s win than having a minority deliver food to me this morning

Vibes were high until I found out Matt voted for Harris. We lost a good one 😪

Had Chipotle. It was good. Worker was pretty baked though. Put sc spoon in cheese.

Bartender: What would you like? Me: 2 TLNI and your number

Drinking too much coffee just to feel something

If I could go back to one day in my life and change something, it would probably be when I was 6 or 7 and I saw a grown man’s wrench for the first time while pissing in one of those big troughs at a football game. Something changed inside me that day.

Can a ball knower put me onto a black friday deal. Want to buy something just to feel something.

In: Milk Ice Skating Mexicans Hugs The sun Out: Bacon Helicopters Barbour Swimming Cigars Questionable: Scarfs The color purple Elevators

Check this man into TL(NI) rehab asap

We are so back. Dare I say, 400’s twea bag game? (Officer I’m joking this time)

Elon it’s in your hands now Edwin C Moses I’m about to be INSIDE YOU

🚨Boner alert!!! 🚨

George Washington I am INSIDE YOU