Why do my sisters enjoy torturing themselves ???

I think it’s time to retire from alive after 5, no further comments at this time

Back on my puppy bs

Worst part about growing up is no one is carrying you to your bed after you fall asleep on a. The couch or b. The car

Sums me up pretty well!

I think I’d rather take the SAT than ever go to burning man

Updated my all male team about the swift kelce engagement, we spent the next 15 minutes discussing it. Hard being the teams current news updater

Otters crazy fries would fix me right now

It’s coach barkerton to you kid (Coaching a pee wee flag football team)

FRIYAYYYYYYY of a long weekend 🥰🥰🥰

For now, I’m sat. Later, I’ll slide.

What in the fuck just happened

6 seconds in and two people are leaving the field. Gonna be a fun season

The boys are fightinngggg

I engaged in excessive barking today and I’m proud

Hot man got my phone number suddenly life is worth living again

We made it to fall y’all 🙌🙌

If there’s a rapture tmr do I still have to go to work

Unsure if I’ll be able to sleep tonight due to my excitement about em(barking) back to athens tmr

I hate Alabama with every fiber of my being