I asked ChatGP to describe the job of a teacher in the words of Philomena Cunk:

Spoke to a linguist and #ChatGPT zealot. She was excited about it being used for feedback in online language learning. I ran a translation into German through it against the one my brain did. I asked it to identify errors and it wanted to change everything in mine. Not excited.

#Deutschlernen #LearnGerman #Grammatik #FridayFeeling Heute gibt es ein paar Beispiele zu lokalen Präpositionen. Sie geben entweder eine Richtung oder eine Position an:

A rare and exciting opportunity to teach #German in the same Trust I work for! #mfltwitterati spread the word! eteach.com/job/teacher-of…

My 6 year old son complained today he hates school and doesn't want to go anymore because he is uncomfortable sitting on the carpet. First response: "sorry but you just have to do it" but deep down I remembered how torturous it felt. Wondering if it's just a British thing 😄

I can't beat Pablo bot on Chess.com. I have reached the limits of my ability. I have only managed a couple of draws.

Watching Beef recently made Smashing Pumpkins' Mayonaise play in my dream where I was at a party and my late dad was there too. Best dream ever.

Just as I actually pluck up the courage to play a random stranger at online chess they resign a few moves in just because I got their queen. They were so hasty that they didn't see I was sacrificing my rook. Please don't overestimate me.😆

Filling out application forms for teaching jobs is an endurance test

Had no idea chives did this.

@KevinAbroad1 The way you need to order adjectives in English in a specific way that native speakers just ‘know’

My 4 year old had a meeting with head and deputy before starting reception in September. They asked her what language she speaks at home (her dad is Asian). She casually says "French and Spanish, stuff like bonjour and hola". Took me by surprise.

Every time I see Threads trending I get a chilling flashback to the 1984 movie.

I give up already. Over 15 mins to copy 4 short sentences. Come on kids.

Denmark, a word, please.

MFL teachers. My year 9 and 10s both said their brains can't work with grid based sentence builders. Does anyone else have this issue?

#MFLTwitterati I urgently need a 3rd opinion on a mock German GCSE for AQA and know no German teachers. Can anyone help?

What's the going rate for the tooth fairy these days?