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Four Score and Seven Tweets Ago thesatirist.com/satires/four-s… by Martin Levinson "We pray to the same God, read the same Bible, and ask for divine intervention to beat the other side. We’ve been fighting 4 yrs. Time to wrap it up and become homies again."

Four Score and Seven Tweets Ago 
thesatirist.com/satires/four-s… by Martin Levinson

"We pray to the same God, read the same Bible, and ask for divine intervention to beat the other side. We’ve been fighting 4 yrs. Time to wrap it up and become homies again."
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Trump to Tax the World via New VASSAL Tax thesatirist.com/satires/trump-… “If the aliens ever come and attack us like they did in that movie Independence Day, you will be happy for every dollar that you ever paid us—for your own defense against the hordes of alien invaders. From space.

Trump to Tax the World via New VASSAL Tax
thesatirist.com/satires/trump-… 
“If the aliens ever come and attack us like they did in that movie Independence Day, you will be happy for every dollar that you ever paid us—for your own defense against the hordes of alien invaders. From space.
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"Pynchon’s Vineland: The War on Drugs and the Coming Police-State" - review of the novel that "One Battle After Another" was loosely based on. thesatirist.com/books/vineland… #OneBattleAfterAnother #Pynchon

"Pynchon’s Vineland: The War on Drugs and the Coming Police-State" - review of the novel that "One Battle After Another" was loosely based on.
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#OneBattleAfterAnother #Pynchon
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thesatirist.com/news/trump-fur… Trump Furious as Tax Returns Leaked to New York Times #taxes Trump threatened to sue the Times in a furious multi-part tweet: “The failing New York Times will deeply regret the day they illegally published my totally perfect, error-free, tax returns.”

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Trump Furious as Tax Returns Leaked to New York Times
#taxes
 Trump threatened to sue the Times in a furious multi-part tweet: “The failing New York Times will deeply regret the day they illegally published my totally perfect, error-free, tax returns.”
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thesatirist.com/satires/ai-dis… “Academics are in panic. If it is known that these professors are totally dishonest scam artists, this may affect their future employment prospects.”

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“Academics are in panic. If it is known that these professors are totally dishonest scam artists, this may affect their future employment prospects.”
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thesatirist.com/satires/the-br… by Martin H. Levinson #Satire With glaciers melting at record rates, sea levels are rising, which means more water in which to swim and frolic.

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I wish I were making this up By E. A. Bourland thesatirist.com/poems/i-wish-i… I intend to squat naked in the middle of the city and crap so powerfully that, following a vector, I blast upward on a column of feces

I wish I were making this up
By E. A. Bourland
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I intend to squat naked
in the middle
of the city
and crap so powerfully
that, following a vector,
I blast upward
on a
column
of feces
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thesatirist.com/satires/out-wi… by Martin H. Levinson Washington is filled with monuments and buildings that have seen their day and need to go away. Enter Donald Trump, a screw-the-Constitution-man with a let’s-tear-it-all-down-plan, the perfect person to direct such demolition. #Trump

thesatirist.com/satires/out-wi… 
by Martin H. Levinson
Washington is filled with monuments and buildings that have seen their day and need to go away. Enter Donald Trump, a screw-the-Constitution-man with a let’s-tear-it-all-down-plan, the perfect person to direct such demolition. #Trump
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GET REAL, BILL! Bill Maher’s Slide from Critical Thinking to Just Let Them Resignation thesatirist.com/essays/get-rea… by David Comfort Bill Maher’s season-ending Real Time show featured podcaster, Mel Robbins, pitching her latest bestseller, The Let Them Theory...

GET REAL, BILL! Bill Maher’s Slide from Critical Thinking to Just Let Them Resignation
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by David Comfort

Bill Maher’s season-ending Real Time show featured podcaster, Mel Robbins, pitching her latest bestseller, The Let Them Theory...
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Theatre Etiquette or GET YOUR DAMN FOOT  OFF MY ARMREST! thesatirist.com/humor/theatre-… New York. The definitive city for style, food, fashion and, of course, theatre. Be it a musical revival, a classical play, a Mel Brooks comedy or Shakespearean tragedy, there’s only one Broadway.

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Davos Billionaires “Unappreciated by the 99.999%” thesatirist.com/news/davos_bil… DAVOS, SWITZERLAND – The delegates to the annual World Economic Forum (WEF) insist that they are not an out-of-touch elite, but are actually “unappreciated servants of humanity.” #Davos #satire

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Here Some Oil, There Some Oil, Everywhere Some Oil Oil (Old Pres Donald Has A Craze, E-I-E-I-Ohhh!) by Michael J. Mangano thesatirist.com/humor/here-som…

Here Some Oil, There Some Oil, Everywhere Some Oil Oil (Old Pres Donald Has A Craze, E-I-E-I-Ohhh!)
by Michael J. Mangano

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