Pranking my EM attendings by suggesting that we don’t get a CT scan

when i ask no pets when attending asks cat, dog, and 4 parrots - intern, rupi kaur

medical jargon: “empiric” = I don’t know “differential is broad” = I don’t know “correlate clinically” = I don’t know “poor historian” = he/she doesn’t know “consult rheumatology” = who knows?

crazy how I learned more about basophils than teeth in medical school

Me as an intern when people called me doctor and asked for help

i listened no murmur my attending listened murmur -intern, by rupi kaur

ibuprofen is a girl and tylenol is a boy if that makes any sense

I would like a Netflix documentary on how doctors like Oz or that meat doctor who wants babies to eat raw milk and honey become who they are. Take us from day 1 of med school. They need to be studied.

When the medical student asks a quick question on internal medicine rounds

If you can still be President with 34 felony charges then maybe you can get recredentialed as a doctor while on one (1) SSRI?

There’s no good reason this place should be exclusive to airports

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

An intern reached out: “Our program told us to log only ‘patient care’ hours. If we’re at the hospital late doing notes or orders, that time doesn’t count.” Interns spend an average of 30 hours a week charting… almost a full time job. It’s inhumane to say it “doesn’t count.”

NEW: Kamala Harris has announced that, If elected, she will make it a FELONY to continue vancomycin if the MRSA swab is negative.

Yeah I can explain that gap on my resume - I tried to move a picture in Word

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

my favorite new york social code is when a lone person needs to get a stroller up the subway stairs. nearly instantly, a stranger picks up the other end of the stroller, helps carry it up, then departs as quickly as they appeared. no words are exchanged. eye contact is minimal.

I’ve lost years of my life to 2-factor authentication

I genuinely believe if I showed up at the White House and said I was Usha Vance they’d let me in