Because sardines bake the best bread.

Ah, but do you Sardine Freaking love sardines?

Never kick this habit.

No, they only *think* they hate sardines.

I always forget to point out that eating sardines keeps you alive.

Yet.

Solved at last, the great anchovy caper.

Sardines are eternally blameless.

Science says, there are many fish in the sea. And science says that many of them are sardines. But, what if science is wrong?

When immortal, sardines have been known to live forever.

Buy all the crude replacements that you want. In every instance, sardines are what you really need.

You can take away my heart, and you can take away my soul, but you can never take away my sardines.

Hootie and the Sardines was such a missed opportunity.

You are finally emerging from darkness and entering the light, Kathleen D💫🧬

Hey, you got to hide your love away.

No. We've been quietly watching over you the whole time.

No, you have another family.

SardineFreak Tinnned fish for life!

Which came first, the tin or the fish?

"Rule a big country The way you cook a small fish." --Lao Tzu (Sardine Freak of his day)