hi welcome back to app Izzy 💝

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I used to consider myself a female pervert but the reality was that I was a kissless virgin femcel.

I am a guiro for an amazing reason! (TW: self harm)

just learned what phubbing was. basically you need to be more interesting than reels. basically you need to be more interesting, a little hysterical. basically just be interesting more than phone.

I hate answering phone calls for work I have phone autism I literally just start giggling and say things like “okie” and “schword”

had to add bitters to my Diet Pepsi to assuage my delusional parasitosis

man I don’t care abt going viral—hell, I don’t even believe in germ theory!! why would I care if tweet goes viral. that’s on terrain theory 😼

This entire time ive been logged into chloes twitter........ logging out but only out of respect for the integrity of poasting

For the record I don’t think leya has ever posted on my behalf but now I gotta check

vaping is lazy and doesn’t provide the same structure as a cigarette. the instagram reels of nicotine. I will be ceasing my vape usage.

Must be scary dating an e girl. she can just. post you!!

Ah, fall. celebration of harvest and also detritus….perfect time for self reflection, fun size candy, and ketamine addiction.

coke? Out. Alcohol? Fat. weed? In. Ketamine? bladder.

first truly chilly DAY of October: hello RAYNAUDS!!

alright i am creating a new mental illness for us

If you close your eyes it’s 2019 and there is still time

Womanhood is losing and gaining 20 pounds every year

when I was 4 I had a pet raccoon who was a baby and I loved her and