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AI is awfully childlike because even it is confused by the odd imagery Easter evokes. The merging of Pagan and Christian. I was always perplexed as a child why we ran around and searched for dyed hard-boiled eggs, ate chocolate molded rabbits, and then sat in a hard wooden pew

I don't have my son today. He's in Miami living his best life on Spring Break. There's no Easter baskets or frantic egg hunts, those stopped a few years ago anyhow. I'm not alone or lonely or sad, but I am ponderously reflective. We truly are the magic makers. Especially us moms.

In Roadhouse Rolls we trust

Is it just me or does it feel like there's a putrefic Chicken Little running around maniacally screaming and the sky may actually be falling?

When you find the cool kid's shoes from middle school, the Classic Reeboks, are now considered 'vintage' and being sold as such. I think I shall order a pair to redeem my young bullied soul and them Walmart Specials I was rockin while I looked on in envy.

Kinda offended I wasn't chosen to be an immaculate incubator. I think Autistic Overlord and Sociopathic Succubus would make for a terrifying breed of kinderling. (I would've accepted his offer just to see how far I could go before actual insemination, documenting it in real time)

Giggidy

Life really isn't that bad, ya know? Humans are the only animals that like to wallow; to pick at old wounds and despair as they fester. Let it lie. Let it heal. The past is the past, all we have is right now. Take a walk. Eat something. Read a book. It's simply not that bad.

And if you really need to get out of your head- go to the gym. Lift heavy shit. Struggle. Sweat. Whip your body into submission and your mind will follow. You cannot help but be present when you're repping to failure. You get free dopamine AND it pays future dividends. Win win

I need an island and a resort. Preferably within a 5hr flight time from DC.