I’d like Midge Maisel’s wardrobe. Please and thanks 😊

There’s no possible way I can go back to work tomorrow #endofchristmasbreak #scaries #help

I desperately need a snow day. Unfortunately, there’s none in sight. #wah #teacherprobz #wah #morewhining

The line for the car wash is wrapped around the building, but I’m here for it. #byesnow #byesalt #byesludge ✌🏼

So excited to watch Ron Clark on SURVIVOR this season!! TEACHERS ROCK!!🍎👨🏼‍🏫👍🏼

Rain, rain: go away! Come again, NEVER okay?!

What the hell am I supposed to eat for breakfast while traveling on a Lenten Friday? 😳🤷🏻‍♀️😋 #iwantabaconeggandcheese #orasausagebiscuit #guessillhaveabanana #firstworldprobz #catholicprobz

Unpopular opinion: I don’t give a rip about Game of Thrones. #sorrynotsorry

Alexa. Mow the yard for me. #toohot #goingtodie #needwaterSTAT

And so it begins: rewatching 9/11 documentaries and crying uncontrollably 😭🇺🇸😫

I’m thrilled that all these resolutioners have decided to hit up the gym on day 2 of 2020 - New year, new you, babe. But that’s my favorite treadmill. Get off. #kthxbye

So, 10 years ago today someone decided to set my hair on fire at a college bar. I told Stephen Hardesty and he decided a death threat was in order. Funny enough, NO ONE has tried to set my hair on fire since then. 🔥💆🏻‍♀️☠️ #scaretactics #dontmesswithmybrother #college

MJ is the actual best. I loved every second of every episode. #TheLastDance

OMGGGGGG Notre Dame Football #GOIRISH #DowngotheTigers

Just in time for the #SuperBowl Halftime show, my NBC Entertainment app goes out on my Roku FRICK!! Helppppp

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in mourning for the next 10-11 days. Thanks for understanding. #QEII #GodsavetheQueen #RuleBrittania 🇬🇧💔😭

Join me May 4th!! 👒🌹🐎

Omg - A Man Called Otto.. So so good 🥰😭😭 Netflix

Am I the only one hearing Spanish commentary in the background of the game? Not loud, but annoying, and overruns the English commentary? Commercials, sideline reports, and halftime are all in uninterrupted English 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ve checked every single audio setting NBC Sports NFL Roku

Teacher pals - Join me next week at NAEYC Annual Conference in Nashville!! #movingadistrictforward #naeycac