USA by next year

everyone who got pink pilates princess in their spotify wrapped

opened a youtube video from five years ago and it was made in 2020 and not 2015

Called that man a bitch, IKDR Big Tim. 😭🤣

gave a trump supporter the wrong directions to his hotel

mind you, there is no “lgb” without the T.

SAY DRAKE-

how it feels to tell people im getting pho after work cuz its raining

just watched the clock go from 1:59 to 3am….

nobody talks ab how when u cut off conservative friends you’re cutting off boat access

first messy breakup of pride month

Hijacking an aid boat is obviously a war crime. So is besieging 2.2 million civilians and manufacturing famine. So is firing 300 bullets into a child. So is bombing refugee camps. Every second of the past 600+ days, Israel has committed unimaginable crimes, every second.

me at the job i begged god for

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

Second funniest scenario is him coming back mad as hell with a facelift

ending an argument with “and who set that system up?”

Me w the kids XL blazer I thrifted