You look beautiful when you are under the impression no one is watching.

You are vain when you believe someone is looking, basking in the attention like soothing sun on your pale white skin, trying to behave innocently. It is best when you let go of your arrogance, do not try so hard.

You.

Do not think I haven’t been watching. You. You watch where you put 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. You may bring home American disease. Not to mention give your mother a heart attack.

What will you say upon his arrival? “Good morning citizens of Wakanda, I want you all to meet my cock sleeve”? Expensive water cannot wash the dirt off of that mans back. Besides, if you bring him your mother will know. I cannot see him going unnoticed.

Okay! Okay. If you are so serious about him then it can be arranged, but you will not lie to your mother. Decide if he means enough to you to meet her. Until then I will not escort another white boy through our gates.

Nothing could be worse than him, trust me. You are just self absorbed, it is American culture. Still beautiful beyond what you believe you are beautiful for, the cause is not lost.

You forget yourself little robin. I still think you are vain, where do you intend for us to go for this ‘dinner’?

Idiot boy. I have been gay all along.

I will have your head on a spear.

You make me laugh little man. Try to await my wrath in peace.