Finally starting to work on the new 4k mural tomorrow

“@ grok is this true”

At dinner my mom just leaned over entirely unprompted and said "teppinyaki rice is one of my only reasons for living" 💀

Me and my cousin and brother are watching jojo, and my brother is getting high while we watch and there is no better way to watch jojo then high tbh

Gonna rizz him like a beaver by building a dam to show him that I can provide for him and that I make good slaps with my father tail on the water

Having a high sex drive then all my partners and being on the ace spectrum is a special kind of hell. Bro I feel like a dog that doesnt know its about to be neutered 😭😭

Bro all I said I have a high sex drive that doesn't mean im desperate 💀

Astro wants to know why tf the sun woke me up sp early

Travel influencers piss me off sometimes. "I don't know why anyone would stay home when see this sunset mountain view🥰" idk Debra maybe because not all of us can climb a fucking mountain on a random Tuesday afternoon. SOME OF US CANT FUCKING WALK DEBRA

Scientists: George?! GEORGE?! Do you remember us?? The turtle: (◐ω◑ ) Scientists: Dear God what have we done

Updated wips

Imagine if we worked like sea turtles "yeah my mom really loved the heater during her pregnancy thats why i was born a girl"

He loves morning cuddles

Molting when you're a crab must be so fucking stressful and exhausting fr

*insert funny tweet here* Im too eepy for my one braincell to work

Putting biodegradable glitter in my pussy so if he has a girlfriend she will find out. Sisters look out for sisters

Im probably donne die before my friends (disabled) so I humbly request that my closest friends get me taxidermied and kept in their house. That way they never forget the shit I would say to them