Listening to the new Kurt Wagner album TRIP, on #TimsTwitterListeningParty. Bloody hell, this is lovely

Still thinking about that Exeter demolition. Sam Simmonds is a monster ...

Who are this team, and what have they done with Tigers?

Loving grumpy Murkins getting very confused and shouty about alleged voting irregularities in the ex-Soviet Georgia ... world geography doesn't seem to be a strong point with many over that side of the pond

<nerding intensifies>

The winter solstice is the specific time at which the North Pole is pointed furthest away from the sun. In 2020, that is right now - 10:02 AM UTC.

No one should feel alone ❤️ Don’t suffer in silence 🗣 There are many helplines with trained staff ready to listen 📞

Santa better check Calvin’s list twice!😂 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas

I've a soft spot for Lowe as well ...

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'ere Bouncy Pork. There's spare roast pork with braised red cabbage, honey glazed parsnips & carrots, roast potatoes, stuffing, cheesy leeks (a bit wet this week I'm afraid), ravy (obvs). It's quite Bank Tavern quality, but it's cooked with my own hand. Bring a tupperware

Had Bomboloni_Bristol's ox cheek ragu for dinner. It's a stunner. I still reckon they're one of the most authentic Italian restaurants outside Italy I've been to - good ingredients, not fucked with, presented in a wonderfully welcoming atmosphere

This was the reason HR issued Batman a formal warning

⏱️ 52m | That's 65% of the match played. So we are clocking off for the night and heading back to the ranch.

Just had a full restaurant hire pull out for tonight… we have every table available!!! Please please please RT