Smut. Utter smut.

Nic White’s moustache has its own heartbeat. #Lions2025 #FORvLIO

What a tour opening set of phases that was. #Lions2025 #FORvLIO

Does the try save Hansen then? #Lions2025 #FORvLIO

Western Force are Peachy at the moment. #Lions2025 #FORvLIO

I know you know this… But Henry Pollock is a really good player #Lions2025 #FORvLIO

Matt Proctor just took a bookcase to the rib cage. #Lions2025 #FORvLIO

Pollock at the heart of this and I fucking love it. #Lions2025 #FORvLIO

Lovely bit of business

Let me know if you’ve also just found out that Shane Horgan and Sharon Horgan are brother and sister…

A brilliant part of a Bedford Blues squad a few years ago!!

West Indies bowled out for 27 in Jamaica. The second lowest total in Test history. Scott Boland took a hat trick & Mitchell Starc 6/9. bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/… #bbccricket #WIvAUS

I spend a lot of time with young people talking about the ‘World Champion’s Paradox’. Here it is beautifully explained by Scotty Scheffler.

Harry Potter on the field but only one wizard with the wand at the moment. #BritishandIrishLions

Nobody does disillusioned with a referee’s decision like Ellis Genge. It’s so so good. #BritishandIrishLions

Aussie winger answers all of Rugby Twitter’s moaning… #BritishandIrishLions

ROG commentates as though he’s stood in a group with his mates on a street corner. Acerbic, razor sharp mumbling. I love it.

Truisms about Australia’s attacking shape uttered behind a cupped hand pinching the bitter end of a Marlboro Light.