About to start treating sending emails like taking shots of tequila and following them up with licking some salt and biting a lime

Growing up and maturing is unfollowing your bartender friends pages so you don't have to see their constant "Come see me" posts

Pictured here are 7 bars of the limited edition Dr. Squatch Sarge Soap. I just purchased 6 more from Walmart. I need this scent to not be limited edition because it's so good. I will be just as devastated when they discontinue this soap as I was when MW3 discontinued Soap

I'm 2007, Fergie told me, "If you don't got no money, take your broke ass home", and, like the good listener I am, I did that and haven't left my house since

I'm going live on Twitch again (yes, I know I do this three times a week, but still). I'd love if you stopped by, even just for a moment, to say hi. I'm continuing to work my way through Baldur's Gate 3! twitch.tv/sammysimplicity

*FAKE BLOOD* This song hit me hard when I heard it, and all I could think of was Ghost and Soap. Please don't hate me for this. - #simonghostriley #ghost #soap #soapmactavish #ghostsoap #ghoap #foap #soapghost #callofduty #cod #modernwarfare2 #mw2 #modernwarfare3 #mw3

I still think this would be a great idea. Please Bungie gimme a chance to earn Lord Shaxx's hand in marriage 😭💔

This was our first look at Deadpool for Marvel Rivals LOL

F*cking hell… #Ghoap #ghost #SimonGhostRiley

can't wait 🩷 #LeonKennedy #LeonSKennedy #ResidentEvilRequiem #ResidentEvil9 #Residentevil4remake

walk with me for this one 🫢🎀 #ghostsoap #ghoap

Sometimes, when I'm feeling nostalgic and want to relive my youth, I set an alarm for a random time between midnight and 1am where it wakes me up to the commercial for the Time Life Ultimate Love Songs Collection at full volume