okay i covered him in tomato sauce (i only had the diced kind okay) BUT HE WONT STOP EATING THE TOMATOES!!! and HE STILL STINKS

me when i say the word zeitgeist

thinking about when he brought a gun to the airport

craving a hot dog is a sign of a mental health crisis

manifesting

bjork on the medical facility rockbot slay

i drink dr pepper in much more meaningful and profound way than you can understand

thinking about how on a night out drinking with lauren i told her that i was pregnant to scare her enough to stop her hiccups and it worked

new messi puppy photos just dropped

in my banky

pussy from a union protected city worker

charli xcx’s ‘how i’m feeling now’ was released 4 years ago today

local woman prepares for tomorrow

if someone told me to kick rocks i would say ok and proceed to walk into an establishment kicking little pebbles on my way in, because that's what i always do

I'm at work Does anyone feel bad for me