I'm trying to imagine what Trump would have done had May come to US, sat down with NYT and said "I think Trump's doing the wrong thing on NAFTA' oh and "I really like that Hillary Clinton, she would have been a good president."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x.com/thehill/status…

Every discussion regarding end-user documentation: User: ??? Dev: RTFM User: WTFM Dev: IDWTFM User: UTFM Dev: GTFO

Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*

My latest attempt to get code reviews faster

Life goals: - Go to space for free - Hold a human brain - Fold a fitted sheet

CAN'T. RETWEET. THIS. ENOUGH. 🔥🔥

Twitter should have a slider at the top and one one end is 'cute animals' and on the other end is 'all the horrible shit that people did today' and you can set it to how much you can handle emotionally at any given moment.

Oh for the love of Bhuddas bedazzled brostache, I forgot that I made another human who needs to learn how to make music. Will one of you interknuckles remind me to do that?

Wow, I’ve seen/heard a lot of MLK footage but this is the first time I’ve seen this interview. How profound this is.

If you You don't don't love deserve me me at my at my @HamillHimself

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”. “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down. “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”

The two trucks I hear most are fire and ice cream.

I renamed one of my Chrome toolbar bookmarks to better describe my emotions after clicking it.

me after the smallest inconvenience

“Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.” - Louis Srygley