hate to break it to you bro but we're all heavily versed in esoteric wisdom and lore

wow i can't believe the good guys won every war that's nuts

isn't it odd how my $200 toothbrush stopped working only two weeks after the warranty expired

if i ever catch the guy who invented august, i'm beating his ass

I love paying taxes ! I mean come on it’s your duty as a good citizen ! Come on, these demonic sex-orgies and foreign wars aren’t going to fund them selfs !

i need a baddie who works as a receptionist at blackrock, so i get some insider information regarding the current financial markets

when the air gets more crisp and all the bugs go back to hell where they belong

Only puppets can see this 🧴🤝

“The CIA exists to disseminate false information except for when that information affirms my personal schizoid delusions.”

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yeah we're giga cooked

am i doing this right

One purpose, one life, one goal. Art by Madness

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Samisa

if you're using hot water and it suddenly turns cold.. someone else is using the water.. (this isn't about water)

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